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(upbeat music) Hi, I’m Hannah, your friendly neighborhood wine mom and if you’re anything like me you believe that a glassof wine at eight P.M. makes you a better mom. The best part is you don’t even have to have kids

to be a wine mom. This evening, I’m bringing out something very, very special. This was a gift from my mom, who is also a wine mom. Her mom was also a wine mom. So I come from a long legacy of wine moms and this is almost like passing the torch.

And it says, quot;Finally, a wine glass quot;that meets my needs.quot; So technically, it’s one glass. (clinking of glass and wine pouring) Here’s why I’m drinking tonight. I desperately want a third child, but I really don’t want to be pregnant.

If I didn’t have to be pregnant, I would have, like, five more kids. I already have two boys, so, like, if the third was another boy I feel like I’d just kind of drown in the testosterone. It’s not the right time. It’s not happening for us right now.

So let’s drink. So that brings us to tonight’s topic, The Best and Werts, werts. The Best and Worst Parts About Being Pregnant So buckle up your seatbelts because we’re going togo on a wild fucking ride

and if you’re a wuss, get the fuck out. Including you, Kevin. [Kevin] What? If you’re a wuss. We’ll start on a positive note. No. We’ll start on a negative note.

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