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How To Get Easy Pregnant

7 Ways to Not NOT Get Pregnant

So you want to have sex but not make a baby?Well here’s how not to do that. Peeing after sex is not an effective formof birth control. The urine exits a different whole than the sperm enters. Douching aftersex is not an effective form of birth control. The force of douche being inserted into yourvaginal canal can actually propel those sperm toward your eggs. Ha ha ha, and that’s whatwe in the business like to call a douchebaby. Let’s do a little condom math. One condomplus one condom does not equal twice the protection. It’s only doubling your chances of those condomsrubbing together and breaking leading to what we in the business like to call a douche babynothat’s a different thing. This one’s a big

‘o’ myth: Orgasms are not required to getpregnant. Although that’s kind of sweet to think that in order for a woman to get pregnantshe needs to climax in fact she doesn’t have to at all. She can just get pregnant. Eventhough having vaginal intercourse the first time might not be the best sex you’ll everhave in the world you can get pregnant. Now on to everyone’s favorite conversation topicmenstruation. You can in fact get pregnant from period sex. Ovulation and your periodcan be timed so that if you’ve had sex on your period and sperm lives inside your reproductivecanal for up to 5 days, that sperm and that egg oh they can go, ‘oh hey, how’s it going?What’s up let’s fertilize. Let’s make a fetus!’

And that’s the magic of pregnancy. Speakingof menstruation even if a girl has never had her period it’s still possible for her toget pregnant. For some girls they will ovulate before their first period. So if they havesex during that ovulation, they can get pregnant and since they haven’t had a period and won’thave a period because they’re pregnant it’ll probably take longer for that pregnancy tobe detected. Some women are hesitant to use certain forms of birth control because ofmisconceptions about them. IUDs do not cause miscarriages. The way that IUDs or interuterinedevices prevent pregnancy from happening is by either killing the sperm which is whatcopper IUDs do or by blocking the sperm from

entering the uterus which is what hormonalIUDs do. They do not and I repeat do not induce miscarriage. When it comes to the morningafter pill or emergency contraception, a lot of people get this confused with a medicatedabortion and they are not the same things. The way the morning after pill works is thatit kills whatever remaining sperm that are living inside of you, which is why you’resupposed to use emergency contraceptive up to 5 days after unprotected sex or if you’vehad an incident where you suspect that ejaculate has gotten inside of you. Hence it is a contraceptiveand not an abortifacient. For the same reason that I beat the drum about the importanceof sexual consent I wanted to debunk these

myths not to make sex scary but to make itmore enjoyable so that while it’s happening you can devote more of your brain space toahhhh, sex and less of it to OMG, pregnancy! Educate yourself. Be fun, have safe, blah,blah, blah laughing. This is what sex looks like people. It only twices laughing. 9months later farting sound. They do not and I repeat do not laughing. Myth busted.Busted. Busted. Sex baby, talking about you and me, talk about dancing in the club. Thisis not an effective form of birth control although it is an effective form of gettingpeople to not want to have sex with you probably. Same with this. You want to do it? No? Okay.You want to do it? No? Okay. See, consent.

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