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How To Get Pregnant Earlier

Why Do Pandas Really Want to Get Pregnant

A PANDA IN CHINA WAS ACCUSED OFPRETENDING TO BE PREGNANT SO IT WOULD GET SPECIALTREATMENT. THIS IS AT THE TAIPEI ZOO, ANDTHE NAME OF THE PANDA IS JAN JAN. THEY ALWAYS ARE THE BEST NAMES. LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE. SO, THEY NOTICED THAT THEREWAS SOMETHING KIND OF STRANGE GOING ON. SHE HAD A LOSS OFAPPETITE, AND A THICKENING OF

THE UTERUS. THEY THOUGHT SHEMIGHT BE PREGNANT. SO, WHEN YOU ARE A PREGNANT AND THAT YOU GET ALL THIS SPECIAL TREATMENT.THEY WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE COMFORTABLE BECAUSE THEY WANT THE BABY PANDA. THERE IS NO SPECIES ON EARTHTHAT MORE PEOPLE WANT TO GET LAID THAN THE PANDA. LEAVE THEPANDA ALONE, EVERYBODY LOSING HER MIND. GIVE IT SOME SPACE.

MORE DETAILS. PREGNANTPANDAS ARE TYPICALLY TREATED LIKE QUEENS. AS CHINA DAILY NOTES, THE EXPECTED BEARS AREMOVED INTO IT ñ ROOMS WITH AIRCONDITIONING, AND THEYRECEIVE MORE GUNS, FOOD AND BAMBOO AS A RESULT. THERE ARETWO SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS PANDA CONTROVERSY.ONE SCHOOL OF THOUGHT IS THAT PANDAS LIKE THIS PRETEND TO BEPREGNANT, BECAUSE THEY WANT THE SPECIAL TREATMENT. THE OTHERSCHOOL OF THOUGHT, WHICH IS

PROBABLY MORE ACCURATE, IS THAT,IN SOME CASES, A PANDA MIGHT GET PREGNANT AND THEN MISCARRY, BUT NOT REALIZE, AND STILL ACTTHAT IT IS PREGNANT. AS A RESULT, THEY STILL GET THESPECIAL TREATMENT UNTIL THE WORKERS AT THE ZOO OR THE PARKFIGURE OUT THAT SHE IS NOT PREGNANT. ITíS OPTION ONE. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE PANDAS. THEY NOTICED THE THICKENINGOF HER UTERUS. THAT IS AMAZING. YOU THINK THE MINDAFFECTED THE BODY? GOAHEAD UTERUS, THICKEN UP. I DON’T THINK IT WORKS THAT WAY. GOAHEAD UTERUS. COULD YOU IMAGINE IF ANYBODY,MUCH LESS THE HUMAN BODY, COULD

DO THAT? I’M TELLING YOU, IT ISTOTALLY POSSIBLE. IN SOME CASES, YOUR BODY CANDO THAT, BUT AS A HUMAN BEING YOU CANNOT BE LIKE, I WANT TOTAKE MY BOYFRIEND INTO THINKING I’M PREGNANT. PREGNANT,PREGNANT, THICKENING OF THE UTERUS. IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY. I HAVE HEARD SOME MONKS DO ITIN SOUTH EAST ASIA. KNOW. BUT

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