I’m about to stop smokingand drinking for two weeks. (mild laughter) I am about to do thepregnancy diet for two weeks, which is about 1/20thof an actual pregnancy. My fiance’s pregnant,so I know a ton about the pregnancy diet. I think she’ll definitelyappreciate me doing this for a couple of weeks.
I’m excited to feel notpregnant, but healthy. I do want kids, I think that’d be fun. I think that it would be a veryfulfilling part of my life. I don’t want any kids, they’re terrible. But I empathize with thosewho are with children. Oh, shit, there are rules? Yeah. Okay.
Yo, being pregnant sucks, man. That’s a bummer. I like my deli meats. I like my hot dogs. Oh, the expensive stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I’m good. No red . . . Okay, so it’s got to belike scrambled, spongy eggs.
I don’t think it will be that hard, because it’s not likeI eat a ton of sushi. Oh, okay, hold on. That’s pretty bad. What? A day? I need coffee, though. (hip hop music) [Guy 1] Look who’s eating,what is that called again?
A sandwich. [Guy 1] Cold cuts. Cold cuts. [Guy 1] Look who’s eating cold cuts. Well, I’m not pregnant, you’re pregnant. Look who can’t eat cold cuts. I am at a drive thru.I have gone there a lot. I have never done a diet whereI couldn’t eat certain things
so I just don’t know what I can eat. It’s driving me crazy. (bell rings) I’m on day three of a pregnancy diet. Do you have any idea how I feel? Well, I’m on month seven. So, that’s only like 50 timesas much as you’ve been on it. But, I got to say, thefirst bit is the worst.